why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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