They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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