Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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