weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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