Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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