Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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