For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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