I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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