She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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