So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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