Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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