Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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