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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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