ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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