Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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