Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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