to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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