For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I need water and some morals
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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