Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So vagazzling was a success
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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