Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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