I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
worst night to have a conscience
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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