I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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