Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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