rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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