I cockslap morals
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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