dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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