they need to just BURY HIM!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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