Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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