oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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