Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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