I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
