is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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