i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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