that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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