Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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