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(661): View more from California

is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky

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(217): View more from Illinois

You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that

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(404): View more from Georgia

i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent

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don't you ever do that...

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...

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(850): View more from Florida

We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.

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(713): View more from Texas

She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.

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(310): View more from California

Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.

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