Dual....:-)
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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