Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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