How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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