alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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