There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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