uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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