I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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