i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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