i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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