Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
