why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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