sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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