Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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