I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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