oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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