well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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