whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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