it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Can i not drive my cunt home
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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